It's a satire !!
Atal Bihari Vajpayee :
“Manpreet ke Hockey team nein, Man jeet liya. Neeraj nein kaam hi Nirala kardala (Manpreet’s hockey team has won hearts and Neeraj was unique in his deeds).
Had we launched BJP in 2021, our party symbol could be Spear/Javelin. Advaniji is preparing spokespersons for next Olympics.....Modi, woh toh Gujarat mein hae”.
H D Deve Gowda: Neeraj is also a poor farmer’s son. I am also poor farmer’s son. Secularism is important, Harkishan Singh Surjeet is great. My son is also a poor farmer. BJP toppled him. They are fighting Secularism”.
P V Narasimha Rao: “The point is not whether it is Gold or Silver. Important point is the rationale behind throwing a spear and keeping control in your feet. I tried that, managed economy well. But on politics, there was a fault line”. Please read 'Insider'. And, did I say, "Not to take decision is also a decision".
Manmohan Singh:
Neeraj ji has done so well for India. The nation is with him. I will talk to Congress president and UPA chairperson, he will be taken in National Advisory Council. Rahul ji will go to Press Club in Delhi and there is no Ordinance this time”.
Lal Bahadur Shastri : Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan aur Jai Javelin
Indira Gandhi:
I told President Nixon, we will win Gold this time. Country has to be protected from foreign hands. Sam Manekshaw will ensure Neeraj Chopra is not sent for Dhaka Operation.
Jawaharlal Nehru:
My grandson’s son Rahul is also very talented. All Indians are talented. Kashmir is talented. I can go to UN. Neeraj Chopra is our new brand ambassador for Non Aligned Movement. What Modi ? Who is he ?
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