Stale News and Gyan News !!
A free country must respect freedom.In the past, when Communists handled Jawaharlal Nehru and Indira Gandhi - either confronting them and at times also supporting them - one strong element was true Nationalism could always 'overcome' Communist ideologies. In the new era too; this confrontation remains.
After 'democratic' intervention of a website calling itself 'Sickular-Peculiar'; three key decisions have been taken lately - Faruqabhai has been nominated for Bharat Ratna and Nobel Prize for his initiatives to improve Sino-India relations via 'Kashmir route'.
Indian government says, the Indian Jewel award will be shared jointly with 'Pakistani genius' Mosusuf for his 'illustrious'offer for peace negotiations and of course Naga leader TM gets an appointment with PM, Namah Namah and two former PMs H D Deve and Man Ko Mohnewala 'jointly' at an event which will be webcasted by the SICKULAR website!
There will be a video presentation from either side - theme --- "What is a Flag, What is a Constitution and What we speak in three decades'.
Running commentary will be done by selected journos and experts from Nothing Doing Television ! Rhea Chakraborty's friends will give special commentaries too !
Bearded journos, experts allowed, provided they smiled the day Sonia Gandhi said, "we have 272, and we will have more" and if ever they saw Kapil Dev shed tears over 'match fixing row'!
Match fixing is a fantastic cricket discovery, they say; and why not !
What else can happen or should happen 'sickularly' ? An Ordinance be issued within a week so that 'Khamata Banerjee' in Rasogolla Land be allowed to continue as Minister in Chief for next five to ten years without going to 2021 elections. Of course - after 2022 - Ms Banerjee should have "democratic right" to nominate her nephew as the 'next' Chief Minister.
She may choose to become the next President of the 'republic'. Her key advisor should be a Quiz Master - who must be allowed to demand ban on any product like TV sets - named Republic !
Kolkata's tabloid-headline hunter can become Spl Advisor Ethics and Morality (in Bangla the post will be called Pakami) to President Khamata !! ei na holey Khamata !! (What is all these powers under the sky).
The great Khamata event will of course be witnessed live by comrades Siyaram, Mr Light-rays and wife and Kerala CM and Manik da from Agartala with 'red salutes' organised to mark the celebration of democracy !
Three Ks is also vital.Some comrades would come from Kerala, Kashmir, and Kamalpur (in Tripura) !
Kamalpur is blogger's vote as it is his in-law's sacred land and there are many Comrades still left around !!
Sylheti pronunciation by sloganeers will be allowed !!
Where will be Bunty-Babli of Indian politics? Bunty may be given one year-paid and sponsored vacation in some 'good islands' overseas!
At airport children will be brought to sing "pappu paas hogaya" - lyrics by Javed Azm.
Ms Bubly will be allowed to issue some hundred tweets daily and every 10th tweet should have a line 'I am a Grand Daughter' !
Next comes, - Sharat Raghav !!! He will witness the swearing in ceremony of his daughter as a 'Congress Minister' and possibly 'CM of Bihar' !!
Where will be Namah-Namah in between ? Namo, Namo Namah !!! Hmmmm...... the answer lies in the hands of Liberals Lobby in Delhi !! Decision may be taken quickly in 'Picnic Club' !
Some news agencies will officially adopt a policy - Freedom to interview Chinese envoy, any day, any time !
Coming to interviews, news policies etc ..... the words 'Nepotism'; 'Jugadu' and Corruption will be banned in any media writings for 10 years ! No one will be allowed to say Red Tape, Radia Tape, Rhea-ka-bhai etc !!
Lastly - the new anthem in all city malls and village markets - will be played on Loud speakers -- "Italy ke mummy, wapas aa jao (Mother dear from Italy, please come back to our rescue)".
Now some moral lesson and so called Gyan ! These are vital ones.
A great condition in democracy is that at the time of crisis, Democracy must keep its Nerve. Cool Dude type ! The hurdles in Naga talks, economic crisis and Covid induced health issues offer a bonanza of challenges. But we need not be discouraged. No democracy should feel discouraged. It is inherently in a system under democracy that such a nation can always have a long way to go.
Shortcomings in a democracy can easily get exposed; this does not happen in any organisation following communist structure wherein general secretary is there as a permanent feature and none can question him. Gaze in thine own heart, oh my media and of course- oh my Nagaland and northeast.
DELHI EXPERTS have their own agenda !!
Ting Tong !! - well this phrase should be called 'Ping Pong' legally and 'sickularly' !!
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