My dream cabinet on the occasion of Navratri and Durga Puja festive season is as follows:
# PM : has to be our honourable MMS (Dr Maun Mohan Singh) – silence is truly golden
# Minister for Jehad Affairs: After his bloodbath remarks, Salman Khurshid will be a natural choice
# Minister for Hit-and-Run in Corrupt practices: No marks for guessing – its Arvind Kejriwal
# Minister for Wrong Publicity: After stiff competition with Jairam Ramesh, Digvijaya Singh would get the honour.
# Minister for Toilet: Natural choice is Jairam Ramesh and on his mother’s special petition he is also given additional charge of Temple Affairs
# Minister-in-waiting: Rahul Gandhi --- Will be given status of ‘prime minister from 10 Janpath
# NAC (National Advisory Council for Family and of Family) chairperson will be of course, Italian madam, Sonia
--- Deputy chairman : Son-in-Law Matters : Robert Priyanka Gandhi Vadra
# Minister for National Sympathy: after the waves of sympathy for 'social enterprise', the portfolio will go to Nitin Gadkari
I am still thinking about portfolios for the likes of Sharad Pawar, Supriya Suley, Arun Jaitley, Mohan Bhagwat
Pls feel free to suggest…. (No caste politics will be encouraged ha ha--- PS: ‘national joke’)
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